The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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