I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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