Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize