He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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