Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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