We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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