You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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