If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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