so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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