This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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