I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I had to cum in my sink.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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