I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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