we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
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I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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