STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
vagina is talking i cant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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