and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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