Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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