So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
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You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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