the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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