I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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