Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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