where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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