yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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