So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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