i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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