people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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