I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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