I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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