the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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