What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
