You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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