I think I won the penis lottery.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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