You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
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you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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