nut hugger
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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