My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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