scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
My vagina just recognized that song.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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