I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Is it penis luge time yet?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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