D3 body, D1 cock
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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