Christians are straight up FREAKS
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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