i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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