I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
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One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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