So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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