the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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