Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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