proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
she looked like the before picture.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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