so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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