She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
It's blow job season.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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