Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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