Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
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I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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