this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize