Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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