i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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