I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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