He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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