? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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