Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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