think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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