He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
