she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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