What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
handjob tips. give me some.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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