I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
3pm strippers are depressing
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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